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The Perfidious Sloot

…and her perfidious sloot friends. To the married or engaged men in the CH audience: How confident are you that your wife or fiancée did not suck male stripper cock at her bachelorette party? Feeling...

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1939 Marital Rating Scale

Zoomable link here. The rest of the 1939 Marital Rating Scale sheets, including the ones for the husband, are here. A sample of traits that are a mark against a wife: “Doesn’t like children”: -5...

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Slore Of The Month (And The Rise Of The Sexless Slut)

You’ve gotta get a load of this slore. She’s taken enough loads, it’s time for her to give one back. Wear a biohazard suit. An inquisitive sleuth [name redacted] provides the backstory: A 3 year old...

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Soul of a woman was created below

Another tale of marriage dissolution horror. Luckily, this one has a happy ending (i.e., the man didn’t get reamed by the State for once). From shivsnasty, The mental gymnastics that women exercise to...

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Marriage, And Divorce, In The 21st Century

Later… Zoomable links here and here. It’s funny cuz it’s tragic.

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The Divorce Rate Is Falling, And It’s Not Good News

Millennials are causing the US divorce rate to plummet [ed: “plummet” is hyperbole] Americans under the age of 45 have found a novel way to rebel against their elders: They’re staying married. New data...

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Divorce Is Financially Harder On Men Than On Women

Chalk up another loss for the “divorce experts” (aka the “man-hating feminist cunts, phaggy white knight enablers, demagogic politicians, and greedy lawyers”): the financial impact of divorce hits men...

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Pay-For-Lay

Did you buy your girl a big rock to ritualize your love for each other? Odds are, she’s daydreaming about fucking BIGDICKENERGYMAGACHAD down the office hall. From the world’s most authoritative...

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The Divorce Industrial Complex Responds To Incentives

70% of divorces are initiated by women. Now a Pedestalman might say that’s because more than ever men are horrible, but a Pedestalman would say the same if 70% of divorces were initiated by men. Kids,...

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The Look Of Lovelessness

Poor guy. He shoulda bailed with one of the bridesmaids. Fame Game is all-powerful, so don’t expect many women to be able to resist smiling ear to ear when in the presence of a famous man. What you...

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Cheater Red Flags

Recent research has confirmed CH wisdom in the matter of which kinds of women are more likely to cheat. To help, researchers from Florida State University have identified some of the key predictors for...

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The Number One Reason For Sexless Marriages

Commenter Johnny Redux nails the answer to this post’s title with an ugly truth few men, let alone women, would be willing to confront head on, obliquely, or deniably: A sexless marriage, in many (if...

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When The Red Pill Meets The Crimson Pill

Read this depressing but illuminating account by JudgyBitch recalling her wicked mother alienating her and her siblings from their father, and how it affected the children. At the end, a redemption and...

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Me Me Me Too

A heartwarming story for the holidays. Tales of woe and perfidy like this one abound. The sexual and marital markets are two way streets. It takes two to tango. If our culture and society degrade or...

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The Fleece Marriage

Reports coming in from the field suggest a new form of marriage is appearing on the scene that capitalizes on late stage societal sanction of divorce theft. From Days of Broken Arrows, I’m starting to...

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If Thot, Say “I Do Not”

Never marry an attention whore. Fuck and chuck her, sure, but don’t betroth her. Exhibit A, courtesy of reader Lord Mooch, Hey Heartiste-My goodness, you will love reading this little paragraph below....

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The Crisis Of Supportive Beta Husbands

A hot if somewhat mannish-looking female teacher is in court on charges of “raping” one of her students during their months-long sexual adventure. A teacher is accused of sodomizing a middle school...

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Childless Married Men Are Automatically Beta

Commenter HEM writes that men who get married but then don’t justify the marriage with kids are beta. 1) alphas don’t have big weddings. Every extravagant, expensive wedding (and cake with figurines)...

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Alpha Or Beta?

Take Our Poll Ok, now same question, but with the roles reversed: the groom dragging the reluctant bride by her dress collar to the altar.Filed under: Alpha, Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps

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Study: The Decline In Married Sex Frequency

Although the old trope of the undersexed husband has been around for ages, it wasn’t quite accurate, at least until recently. General Social Survey warriors like Audacious E had dug up data showing...

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