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The Look Of Lovelessness

Poor guy. He shoulda bailed with one of the bridesmaids. Fame Game is all-powerful, so don’t expect many women to be able to resist smiling ear to ear when in the presence of a famous man. What you...

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The Divorce Industrial Complex Responds To Incentives

70% of divorces are initiated by women. Now a Pedestalman might say that’s because more than ever men are horrible, but a Pedestalman would say the same if 70% of divorces were initiated by men. Kids,...

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Pay-For-Lay

Did you buy your girl a big rock to ritualize your love for each other? Odds are, she’s daydreaming about fucking BIGDICKENERGYMAGACHAD down the office hall. From the world’s most authoritative...

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Divorce Is Financially Harder On Men Than On Women

Chalk up another loss for the “divorce experts” (aka the “man-hating feminist cunts, phaggy white knight enablers, demagogic politicians, and greedy lawyers”): the financial impact of divorce hits men...

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The Divorce Rate Is Falling, And It’s Not Good News

Millennials are causing the US divorce rate to plummet [ed: “plummet” is hyperbole] Americans under the age of 45 have found a novel way to rebel against their elders: They’re staying married. New data...

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Marriage, And Divorce, In The 21st Century

Later… Zoomable links here and here. It’s funny cuz it’s tragic.

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Soul of a woman was created below

Another tale of marriage dissolution horror. Luckily, this one has a happy ending (i.e., the man didn’t get reamed by the State for once). From shivsnasty, The mental gymnastics that women exercise to...

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Slore Of The Month (And The Rise Of The Sexless Slut)

You’ve gotta get a load of this slore. She’s taken enough loads, it’s time for her to give one back. Wear a biohazard suit. An inquisitive sleuth [name redacted] provides the backstory: A 3 year old...

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1939 Marital Rating Scale

Zoomable link here. The rest of the 1939 Marital Rating Scale sheets, including the ones for the husband, are here. A sample of traits that are a mark against a wife: “Doesn’t like children”: -5...

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The Perfidious Sloot

…and her perfidious sloot friends. To the married or engaged men in the CH audience: How confident are you that your wife or fiancée did not suck male stripper cock at her bachelorette party? Feeling...

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