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Marriage Is No Escape From The Sexual Market

A reader passes along this personal anecdote: I wrote you about a year ago with a tale about a birthday dinner with a girlfriend where I showed up late, had no present, and subsequently violated her in...

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Double-Dipping Alimony Whores

We here at CH don’t just knock women off their princess pedestals (or knock men out from under them), we grind the pedestal into dust and toss the ashes into the Pacific breeze. But even our yeoman...

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Beta Of The Month: When You Can’t Hide It

You’ve got to have a strong stomach to make it through this edition of BOTM. This segment will hit a lot of buttons, as well it should. In a Slate “Dear Prudence” mailbag, a woman writes for advice...

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The Modern Sexual Market In A Picture

Met online? Check. Beta herbling? Check. Chubby American woman on the wrong side of 30? Check. Pretentious SWPL photo? Check. Rode the cock carousel until age limit was reached? Check. Two people...

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Fat Kills… Marriages Dead

CH, what is best in life? To mock your enemies, see them driven to hysterics before you, and to hear the mooing of the fatties. That is good! You’re damn right that is good. This post will continue a...

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This House Is Clean (And Sex-Free)

Back in September of 2012, CH highlighted a study which showed that modern couples who share the housework are at far higher risk of divorce than couples where the woman does most of the domestic...

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Contraceptives And Cuckoldry

Khaaaaan has a post up about a German study which purports to show that the cuckoldry rate — situations where the presumed father is not the biological father of the child — in Germany is around 1%....

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The Elaborate Proposal As Mate Guarding Behavior

In the March 2013 Beta of the Month contest, nominee #2 was a plush squeezable who constructed a twelve day extravaganza proposal for his chubby girlfriend, filmed it and set it to music by twelve...

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Tamerlan’s Tsarina And The Perils Of Love Marriage

So Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the older Muslim Boston bomber brother, had a loving white American wife of WASPy lineage who donned his approved Islamic head coverage and bore him his hell-spawnage. Some have...

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The Pill And Divorce: The Real Connection

Some religious organizations have long argued that widespread contraception use leads to higher divorce rates because severing the connection between sex and procreation also severs the emotional...

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Big Mistake

A reader writes, If this isn’t a bad prognostication for a marriage, then I don’t know what is. A friend of mine recently tied the knot with his college girlfriend. I admittedly do not know the bride...

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Beta Of The Month: The Divorce House

Is it really good for the children to see their father so pathetically emasculated on a daily basis? That’s the question that swirls around July’s Beta of the Month candidate, a broken man who...

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Marriage Down, Ho’s Up

New research examining marital patterns in the Disunited States is out, and it’s not looking good for the nuptial blissers (or for the civilization gatekeepers). Marriage Rate Lowest in a Century Fewer...

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The Silent Castrati

Many of us have seen examples of this — the silent suffering of the married castrati — in our social circles. Via reader Dan. No doubt the husband happily acquiesced to this fun game with his wife,...

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Why Having Kids Is Not A Measure Of A Man’s Alphaness

Kindred stone cold truth tellers occasionally like to rib your humble galactic overlord by pointing out that social survey data shows that beta males have more kids than alpha males as the latter are...

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The Feminist Push To Sanction Female Infidelity

Recall the Chateau Heartiste description of feminism: The goal of feminism is to remove all constraints on female sexuality while maximally restricting male sexuality. If you examine feminist ideas in...

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Microalphatudes, The Sequel

Remember Ice Cream Guy who jerked his ice cream cone away from his girlfriend when she reached over with a spoon to take a scoop? The good and the great were offended by this raw moment of...

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A Fool And His Money

A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man drew up a pre-nuptial agreement with his stripper girlfriend before...

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Comment Of The Week: Romancing The Load

Troubadour resigns himself to winning COTW, Changing things up deep into a LTR can be tricky, but it works. I’m sitting here with a homemade cake, a card, and a DVD my wife bought me “for the husband...

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Don’t Marry An Overeducated Woman

It’s hardly a secret, even among the SWPL hypocrati, that IQ is important to individual life outcomes, (and, on a grander scale, to a nation’s civilizational supremacy), that it correlates to a host of...

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