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Study: No Consent Divorces Favor Women

Courtesy of reader BK, a link to an economic analysis of woman-coddling divorce laws. CH, thought you would like this article – economist looks at how no consent divorces have changed savings rates and...

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The Great Men On Pussy Pedestalization

J.R.R. Tolkien was a deep thinker who knew the world of women as well as he did his fantasy worlds. Reader Modern Primitive draws attention to Tolkien’s fatherly letters of advice to his son, Michael...

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Trump’s Wives

Commenter Yup wants us to notice something very telling about Trump’s wives. Trump’s had 3 wives. 1st wife: 14 years 2nd wife: 4 years 3rd wife: 11 years and counting. Guess which wife was American. 😂...

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The Coldest Cut I Ever Heard

I used to hang with a guy who was a natural ladykiller, and a borderline sociopath. He said what was on his mind, and that meant a lot of fights and a lot of fucks. I picked up some valuable lessons in...

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How A Man Can Reduce His Divorce Odds (The CH Options Theory In Action)

Answer: Marry a younger, hotter, tighter babe. You’ll never want to leave her. (“the best thing about high school girls….i get older and they all stay the same age”) Less succinctly, a blogger by the...

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Female Hypergamy, By The Numbers

Via Marginal Autism, We show that promotions to top jobs dramatically increase women’s probability of divorce, but do not affect men’s marriages. This effect is causally estimated for top jobs in the...

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Study: The Decline In Married Sex Frequency

Although the old trope of the undersexed husband has been around for ages, it wasn’t quite accurate, at least until recently. General Social Survey warriors like Audacious E had dug up data showing...

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Alpha Or Beta?

Take Our Poll Ok, now same question, but with the roles reversed: the groom dragging the reluctant bride by her dress collar to the altar.Filed under: Alpha, Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps

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Childless Married Men Are Automatically Beta

Commenter HEM writes that men who get married but then don’t justify the marriage with kids are beta. 1) alphas don’t have big weddings. Every extravagant, expensive wedding (and cake with figurines)...

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The Crisis Of Supportive Beta Husbands

A hot if somewhat mannish-looking female teacher is in court on charges of “raping” one of her students during their months-long sexual adventure. A teacher is accused of sodomizing a middle school...

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If Thot, Say “I Do Not”

Never marry an attention whore. Fuck and chuck her, sure, but don’t betroth her. Exhibit A, courtesy of reader Lord Mooch, Hey Heartiste-My goodness, you will love reading this little paragraph below....

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The Fleece Marriage

Reports coming in from the field suggest a new form of marriage is appearing on the scene that capitalizes on late stage societal sanction of divorce theft. From Days of Broken Arrows, I’m starting to...

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Me Me Me Too

A heartwarming story for the holidays. Tales of woe and perfidy like this one abound. The sexual and marital markets are two way streets. It takes two to tango. If our culture and society degrade or...

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When The Red Pill Meets The Crimson Pill

Read this depressing but illuminating account by JudgyBitch recalling her wicked mother alienating her and her siblings from their father, and how it affected the children. At the end, a redemption and...

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The Number One Reason For Sexless Marriages

Commenter Johnny Redux nails the answer to this post’s title with an ugly truth few men, let alone women, would be willing to confront head on, obliquely, or deniably: A sexless marriage, in many (if...

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Cheater Red Flags

Recent research has confirmed CH wisdom in the matter of which kinds of women are more likely to cheat. To help, researchers from Florida State University have identified some of the key predictors for...

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The Look Of Lovelessness

Poor guy. He shoulda bailed with one of the bridesmaids. Fame Game is all-powerful, so don’t expect many women to be able to resist smiling ear to ear when in the presence of a famous man. What you...

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The Divorce Industrial Complex Responds To Incentives

70% of divorces are initiated by women. Now a Pedestalman might say that’s because more than ever men are horrible, but a Pedestalman would say the same if 70% of divorces were initiated by men. Kids,...

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Pay-For-Lay

Did you buy your girl a big rock to ritualize your love for each other? Odds are, she’s daydreaming about fucking BIGDICKENERGYMAGACHAD down the office hall. From the world’s most authoritative...

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Divorce Is Financially Harder On Men Than On Women

Chalk up another loss for the “divorce experts” (aka the “man-hating feminist cunts, phaggy white knight enablers, demagogic politicians, and greedy lawyers”): the financial impact of divorce hits men...

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